"the way of the red bells"

Whether you personally view Wal-Mart as the sum of all evil and villainous nefarity, or as training grounds for spiritual growth, the one thing we can all agree on is that you don't want to go the way of the red bells. Mocked and scorned, dropped and beaten, crushed and obliterated - thus is the way of the red bells. Worse than kicking the bucket, more humiliating than pushing up daisies - thus is the way of the red bells. Walk in the way of righteousness, eat drink and be merry, guard your heart, and lean on the Lord and not on your own understanding. But add to your list of proverbs this day, to remember always: beware the night of four fools, lest ye go the way of the red bells...