Myra and Jared

I miss these two so much! Myra has been one of my absolute best friends of all times. We lived right next to each other in our freshmen section, 4-[B]EAST, in Jewett. My God how am I surviving without her? Myra, how am I surviving without you!?! Here I am, finally being compelled, nay, forced, to face my foreign nemesis, La Bibliotheque, and where is that warrior who knows my enemy better than she knows herself? In Washington D.C. this semester and in Australia the next! Ack! Myra, my love, I am so stressed and it's beginning to affect more than just my complexion; my memory, my everyday functioning, my observations - they're all beginning to decline. Where art thou Myra? <sigh> A man never had a better friend than thee. As you can see, Myra and I go way back. She has given me more support, more hugs, more advice, and just more love, than I ever asked for, and way more than I deserve. All I have to say about this wonderful woman is that she by no means deserves to have to live near me for the rest of her life, but she hasn't any other alternative. Myra, let's be friends forever.

And what about this guy, huh? I don't even remember how I met Jared. I do know that the first thing I remember thinking was "wow, I wonder if this guy is gonna survive at Whitman with that pro-Bush poster?" Funny thing that. He left. Whitman obviously treated him well. You know Jared, the longer I'm here the less I like it too. Humph. But maybe that comes with the stress yeah? Pbth, whatever. I miss you man. I have far too little Star Trek in my diet, no WarCraft III, and honestly, the Galactic Battlegrounds is beginning to wear on me. In this my hour of male-fellowship-realized, where are you? The Naval Academy. Sad. But my love isn't inhibited by the distance my brother, oh no. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder," right? Right. There is no word or blessing I could write here that would do you the justice due, or convey the gratitude felt. You are missed terribly. I could use some of your humor, some good worshipping, some WCIII, some somethin' man. I feel like it's only a matter of time until I collapse, and that's a sucky feeling, let me tell ya =) God bless you Jared, and I absolutely CANNOT wait until Christmas break and seeing you, you handsome douche you.

Peace be unto you my dear dear friends, wherever you are and whatever you're up to.